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First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can’t be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best

I literally just googled “city with the highest population”

#the alien wildlife rehab space youtube channel did great fundraising off of this

Yes but unfortunately it resulted in a much higher demand for humans in the illegal pet trade

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i am no longer available for things that make me feel like shit

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hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

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You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

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personally i would read the psychological thriller based on the horrific events that transpire at the fanfic retreat

Well, the LAST time a bunch of writers did that, it was 1816 and we got both Frankenstein and Modern Vampires and Wi-Fi out of it, so it will likely be an utterly miserable experience for those involved but the spite-based literature and genetrational trauma based technology we get out of it will be INCREDIBLE.

lesbiacebian:

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

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Everyone’s so upset about what’s going on on my normal and functional space ship.

Excellent you can join ranks with that one doctor who this story made late for surgery

#same#started reading suddenly it was 5 fucking am

Read about my normal and functional spaceship to absolutely destroy your sleep schedule

This happened to me with their (now finished) serial novel Curse Words, and then their (currently unfinished) story Charlie MacNamara, Galactic Ace when I caught up to Curse Words while it was still in progress.

Simply put, it’s just a thing that happens when it comes to reading Derin’s stories.

I’ve been reliably informed by many, many readers that these stories are specifically crack for ADHD people who usually have difficulty reading and I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. That’s such a random demographic.

Look it happens

#cannot start reading it is already Late

Do you have to do surgery tomorrow? No? Then how bad could it be to start reading.

#me watching horror movies: noooo why would you open the door covered in warnings not to do that!#me reading thos blog post: I should start reading time to orbit

You should do it, nothing will go wrong. You are the master of your sleep schedule and will get plenty of rest. It’ll be fine.

#I am one sentence in and my suspected adhd brain started to fucking. VIBRATE#what the FUCK#I am so happy and am going to get a normal amount of sleep tonight

Ahaha yes another one

Join the ADHD Reader Army

Congratulations, you did invent time travel after all! Unfortunately, instead of the Soviet moon conspiracy thing, all it’s good for is warping your readers several hours into the future.

… I’ll take it.

#why is it always 3:30 when I spot this post

Because that’s the ideal time to start reading the story

Congratulations for creating an infohazard for ADHD people specifically

#i’m at work and it’s 9am#I should totally read this instead of work right?#what’s the worst that could happen?

Yes you should

Op I would like you to know the only reason I stopped reading was because loud ass fireworks went off

That was Thor trying to save you

#this post#its a trap you guys#i work overnight i needed to be sleep HOURS ago#but noooo#im fucking STUCK in the best way#i havent devoured a book this fast since i was a wee child full of trauma and escapism and free time#in a good way#im crying

Click the link to re-experience reading library books under the table while your teacher explains something boring